Today’s Top Deals: Samsung Gaming Monitors, Crucial 2TB SSD for PS5, and More

Alright, so here’s the thing. I’m sitting here on a Saturday, sweating bullets over my keyboard, because these deals — they’re like finding loose change in the sofa. Maybe more like a crumpled $20 bill that you totally forgot about. Anyway — let’s dive into this chaos.

### Samsung Gaming Monitors That Make You Go “Whoa”

Here’s the deal. Or should I say, deals? Whatever. Woot’s got these Samsung gaming monitors, and trust me, they’re not your run-of-the-mill office screens. You ever see pixels so crisp that they seem edible? No? Well, the Samsung 32″ Odyssey G8 might just do that. It uses this OLED wizardry — true blacks and all that. I don’t even game much, but thinking about it now, I need one. And wait, there’s also the G9 — 49 inches of curved glory. It’s practically shouting at your eyes. Normally, it’s almost two grand, but now it’s, like, $999. Insane, right? Maybe they’ve all just lost it over at Woot.

### Crucial T500 2TB SSD: The “Pack More Stuff” Savior

Storage space! Ugh, always feels like I’m running out. Maybe I’m just a digital hoarder. I mean, who isn’t these days? This Crucial T500 SSD, though. It’s got 2TB of space—so around two thousand selfies—or PS5 games, whatever floats your boat. It’s got some speed magic. Something about 7,400 Mbps. Sounds fast, but who am I to argue with numbers?

### Assassin’s Creed Shadows for Fifty Bucks — What?!

Assassin’s Creed Shadows. Man, these games are like old friends. You dive in and — poof! — there goes your weekend. $49.99 for a piece of what critics say is top-notch stuff. 8/10 in reviews or something, just enough sharp edges to keep you on your toes. Had my eye on it for ages, might finally bite the bullet. Or maybe not, decisions are hard.

### Borderlands 3 for Pocket Change

Speaking of games, if you’ve got like, $17-ish lying around, grab Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition on Switch. Why? Because it’s packed — like, to-the-brim packed. It’s like buying a sandwich and getting the whole deli. I lost count after the fifth add-on pack listed. The chaos in this game mirrors… well, my room.

### Strategy? I Hardly Plan My Day!

This Metaphor: ReFantazio guide. Who buys strategy guides? Well, apparently people who like their games not to be mysteries. Almost 600 pages long — seriously? I’m curious if I’d even finish reading before the next game drops. Archetypes and Bonds sound deep, but then again, I can barely bond with my houseplant.

### Steam Sale Madness

Steam’s trying to empty wallets with their Summer Sale. The PC isn’t even my main squeeze, but still, it’s tempting. RPGs like Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and Oblivion Remastered have me drooling like Pavlov’s puppy. All under $6? It’s practically stealing, right? Sort of feels like there’s this little angel and devil on my shoulders yelling at me about savings and splurging.

### Donkey Kong — Bananas, Literal and Figurative

And then there’s Donkey Kong Bananza. What even is this game about? Bananas for sure, but go beyond that, and it’s DK and Pauline heading to Earth’s core — ‘cause why not? Sounds like something I’d daydream about at random. Pre-order it, they say. If I listen, maybe I end up in a queue of people throwing cash at Amazon. After all, new adventures can’t start without a solid buy, right?

Whew. Hope you’re not still lost in my thought cobweb. If you are, maybe you’re catching the vibe — life’s a mess, but it’s a fun one. Happy hunting!