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Alright. So, like, I was exploring this quest in Persona 5: The Phantom X. Ever get roped into helping out an orange tabby cat? No idea why, but hey, that’s what this game does to you. It’s like, “Yeah, I’m gonna spend my day finding imaginary cat treasures now, thanks.” Anyway — wait, no — where was I? Oh, right, Zoshigaya. That’s the place. They’re not on the map, those treasures. Sneaky, sneaky.
So, what’s the deal? First, you meet this cat and suddenly you’ve got a treasure in your lap. Bam! Just one, but, uh, you’ve got six more to hunt down. And that’s why I’m here. Gonna help you a bit because we all need it sometimes. I remember walking around thinking, “Why am I so invested in this… cat?”
The trickiest one for me? The one in that blue bucket behind some guy just glued to his phone. Felt a bit like eavesdropping or whatever. But there you go — treasure number one.
Then, there’s one just chilling on an AC condenser. Really convenient if you’re, uh, a bit of a climber. Otherwise, maybe not so much. Oh, and the third is hiding in a blue garbage bin — yeah, real fancy stuff here. You’re staring through a fence, feeling like a raccoon or something. Fun times.
The fourth? Right next to your own turf. Little bush, two folks chatting like it’s nobody’s business. Just grab it and go, you know?
Then, I wandered into this alley — sketchy vibes, but whatever — and there’s another one in a flower pot. Had to make a whole trip to the Shibuya Underground Mall for some super-fancy plant nutrients. Extra-Strength, no less! What’s the cat doing with plants?
Last one, it was just hanging out under a table. North side of the map. Simple. Almost too simple? Makes you think.
So after rounding all these up, what do you do? Head back to my orange buddy, and bam, more loot! What kind? Meh, that’s for you to find out. But hey, it’s fun. Really. I think.
And there you have it. Now, go get those treasures! Maybe you’ll enjoy it, or maybe you’ll wonder what you agreed to. Happens to the best of us.