Nintendo Download: June 26, 2025 (Europe Edition)

Sure thing, let’s dive into this mess of a list and updates. So, picture this: another week rolls around, and like clockwork, Nintendo eShop updates roll in for Europe. It’s one of those weeks where you’ve got to ask, “Do I have time for more games?” And the answer is usually, well, probably not, but who cares.

Alright, here’s the deal. New games are popping up for the Nintendo Switch 2, which, by the way, I still can’t wrap my head around why it feels like I need this upgrade. Yet here I am, eyeballing it. Same goes for the original Nintendo Switch — still a faithful companion, but there’s all this new stuff, and curiosity… well, you know how it is.

Switch 2 Fresh Goods:

First off, Tamagotchi Plaza for the Switch 2 is hitting us on Friday, June 27. Ah, Tamagotchis. Those digital pets you used to sneak under your desk as if the teacher wouldn’t notice you feeding this little blob. The nostalgia alone might be worth it.

Switch OG Comrades:

Now the OG Switch lineup. We’re talking a swarm of titles. Let’s see…

• A Bibelot: Y-Break? Sounds like a riddle I’ll never solve.
• Against the Storm — I was really going to say something here but got distracted. Umm, moving on.
• Agarta and An Aisling — musings about who’s naming these games.
• Anvil Saga. Sounds medieval but could just be about blacksmithing. They lure you in like that.
• Crazy Balloon! Not sure if it references my wild childhood party days.
• Architect Life? House design, seriously? Maybe I’ll build a mansion, then never live in it.
• Arisen Force — are we being forceful now? More like I need to devote my life to finishing one game.

Then you’ve got others like “Bam! Here’s Bambas!” or Cozy Garden Simulator — because who doesn’t want a peaceful digital garden when actual planting means getting dirt under your nails. Though, the details just drag me in. The hum of the bees sounds like a lazy summer day and I almost smell the fresh-cut grass. Almost. Anyway, wait, where was I?

Oh, and for the true brave souls out there, zombie stuff like Zombie Scream or Zombies Overloaded. Because life isn’t chaotic enough without the horror genre shouting in your ear. The excitement is palpable, really.

Alright, alright, I’ll stop. There’s “Super Sucker” dropping on Saturday, June 28 — no idea here, I assume vacuum warriors? And this list goes on, like a roll call of potential obsessions. Bottom line? Maybe skim through the eShop, or don’t. But if you do, try not to get too lost. Or do. Who knows, right?