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Okay, so Nintendo drops this bombshell on us Tuesday — they’re launching this quirky game, Drag x Drive, exclusively for Switch 2. It’s a wheelchair basketball game, believe it or not. Shows off these fancy mouse controls too. Lands on August 14, same day as Madden NFL 26. Coincidence? Nah, probably not. Or maybe it is. Can’t tell with these guys.
The date kinda hints at what’s cooking for Switch 2 in 2025. Gives a peek into Nintendo’s vibe for the next six months, post-launch. Drag x Drive is like this bizarre experiment, a real Nintendo move, going for $19.99. Cheap thrill, right?
August looks chill otherwise, kinda like the calm before a storm or maybe I’m just reaching. Anyway, Nintendo’s also throwing in Kirby and the Forgotten Land for Switch 2 with an all-new expansion — Star-Crossed Land. Promise of crazy new Mouthful Modes in there.
Oh, July, don’t think I forgot — they’re dropping Donkey Kong Bananza and a rerun of Super Mario Party Jamboree with some new TV bits. Old meets new? That’s what it seems like. But hey, I could be missing something.
September though, looks kinda like a Netflix month when you scroll for hours and find zilch. Nothing official from Nintendo. Shocking, right? Don’t panic. Third parties to the rescue with stuff like Borderlands 4 and Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles.
October, at least, cheers us up with Pokémon Legends: Z-A. Another crossover event for Switch and Switch 2.
Oh, and let’s not forget, Metroid Prime 4: Beyond and Kirby Air Riders are slotted for 2025. No dates, though. Crystal balls out, folks. Metroid might slip into that September void. Timing’s everything.
Switch 2 also gets some love from surprise entries like Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition, Hades 2, and Hollow Knight: Silksong. And who knows, maybe even Call of Duty? Meanwhile, the Zelda brawler, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment, whispers about a “winter” release, which, let’s be real, could mean early 2026.
And, oh my gosh, GameCube games! So, Nintendo’s filling the cracks with classics like Super Mario Sunshine and Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. Gotta say, Nintendo loves keeping us on our toes. Honestly, just expect the unexpected.
Who knew I’d get so worked up about video games, huh?