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So, here’s the lowdown on what’s shaking in Marvel Rivals—you know, that game everyone’s buzzing about. The third season is rolling out soon, and yeah, people are pretty hyped.
First thing that catches your eye? New characters! Blade and Jean Grey/Phoenix. Jean’s got this whole dynamic going where she zips around the battlefield with ranged attacks that sort of mess up enemy formations—like, she’s merging with the Phoenix Force for her ultimate move. Honestly, who comes up with this stuff?
Blade’s hitting the scene in what they’re calling Season 3.5. No clue why they can’t just call it Season 4, but hey, I’m not the one naming things here. There was some leak or whatever hinting at his skills—guess we’ll see if those rumors hold up.
Anyway, there’s talk about new Team-Ups—like, Phoenix and Wolverine teaming up. Yeah, apparently Logan gets all fired up—literally—with the Phoenix Force, throwing in some burn damage and life steal. Sounds overpowered, right? And Human Torch is doing this thing with Spider-Man—a flaming web that deals damage. Imagine getting stuck in that mess.
Okay, let’s break this down. They’re adding Primordial Flame (Phoenix/Wolverine) and Everburning Bound (Torch/Spidey). Then there’s Symbiote Shenanigans—now they’re throwing Jeff, Venom, and Hela into the mix. I mean, symbiote tendrils with Hela—talk about nightmare fuel.
Iron Man and Ultron have this Stark Protocol update, where Squirrel Girl joins in. Oh, and her squirrels? They’ve got nanotech gloves now. Yeah, exploding squirrels. I couldn’t make this up if I tried. On the flip side, they’re booting Storming Ignition and ESU Alumnus Team-Ups, and it’s like, why? But I digress.
Season 3 kicks off July 11. Big focus on Knull—never heard of him? Apparently, he’s the main baddie. And they’ve got this new map, Klyntar: Celestial Husk, with venomized skins for heroes like Jeff and Rocket Raccoon. Quality of life tweaks are on the menu too. Will they be game-changers? Maybe. Or maybe people will just keep complaining. Who knows?