Cyborg Schoolgirl Leads Teen Rebellion in Office Chaos

Alright, picture this: it’s a world where poor folks in Japan are shackled — like, seriously stuck — in cubicles all day, every day. Who saves them? An ultra-cool cyborg schoolgirl, blasting and dicing through this bizarre office labyrinth. It’s wild. This game, Full Metal Schoolgirl, is coming out soon.

Yuke’s — yeah, the wrestling game experts — teamed up with D3Publisher. They’re the brains behind those Earth Defense Force spinoffs. Remember the OneChanbara series? It’s a guilty pleasure. Anyway, the trailer dropped, and wow, it’s something else. Imagine this: school uniforms, but with a side of intense action and chaos. It’s a match made in gaming heaven. Or maybe just chaos heaven.

So, here’s the deal. You play as one of these cyber-schoolgirls. You start scaling this enormous nightmare of a skyscraper — like, 100 floors. Each level is full of drones and suits — literal office zombies with no brains left, just corporate slaves. You’re trying to take down Meternal Jobz, this mega-corporation led by some sketchy CEO perched at the top like a twisted king. As you climb, you upgrade your gear. Obviously. More power, more fun, right?

From what the trailer shows, it’s cheeky in a good way, you know? Seems like Yuke’s is really leaning into the madness of it all. The English trailer is cool, but trust me, the Japanese one with that catchy theme song — it’s something else. Kind of sticks with you. Maybe gets stuck in your head. Not complaining.

Oh, and the coolest bit? These schoolgirls are streaming as they smash through these floors. I mean, why not? Gotta show off the chaos. Viewers chip in with donations, and you can score some sweet upgrades. Makes you think about gaming and social media, all intertwined. Yeah, it’s futuristic but relatable.

Mark your calendars, October 23rd, folks. Full Metal Schoolgirl arrives on Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, and PC via Steam and the Epic Games Store. Can’t wait to see this madness unfold!