Man, every week lately, it’s like Sony’s got a treasure chest of stuff for all us PlayStation peeps—PS4, PS5, PSVR, you name it. So here we go, diving into this wild mix of games and updates. Yeah, it’s chaotic, but hey, isn’t that life? Okay, breathe, it’s all about the latest from the PlayStation Store—globally, everywhere. Seriously, Tuesday’s like the magic day for all this.
North American Chaos… I Mean Update
July’s PlayStation Plus Essential Extravaganza (or something)
So, like, what’s hot this July? We’ve got the epic "Diablo IV Standard Edition" for both PS4 and PS5. Next, say hi to "Jusant" on PS5, and oh, "The King of Fighters XV" makes the list for PS4 and PS5. Fighters are like, timeless, right? Or am I just stuck in the ’90s? Anyway…
PS4 & PS5 Madness
Okay, this is where it gets juicy—or weird. Depends on your vibe, I guess?
- 3 on 3 Soccer: Because why not? I mean, basketball gets all the hype.
- Against the Storm: Dramatic name, dramatic gameplay? One can hope.
- Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator: Zombies again. But who’s complaining?
- The Alpha Wolf: Sounds like it’s about bosses. Or just wolves? Not sure.
- Anger Foot: If feet had feelings, this game’s nailing it. No joke.
Random thought—do you ever wonder if there’s like an alternate world where Anime Girls and Zombie Simulators share plotlines? Or maybe that’s just sleep deprivation talking. Don’t even get me started on "BATS BITS BALLS"—yep, that’s a real thing. Quirky much?
And then there’s a whole army of titles like:
- Beef Cat Ultra: What does that even mean? A superhero for all things beefy and feline?
- Stasis: Short, sweet, confusing as heck without more context.
- Truck Simulator 25 VR – American Driver: Because dreaming of being a trucker is a thing now, apparently.
Hang on, let’s sidetrack for a sec—did I just nod off and dream of being a bee with "Be A Bee"? Honestly, wouldn’t put it past myself on a Tuesday afternoon. Some of these titles have me questioning reality and what it means to "simulator" anything.
Oh, before I forget—check out "DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH." Talking a surefire hit, here. Maybe. Who knows?
Alright, that’s where this rollercoaster stops for now. Hope you enjoy the ride—or the weird looks from anyone reading over your shoulder. Back to whatever jam you were in before this catalog invaded your space. Later!