Jack Black Reprises Role as Officer Dick in THPS 3+4

Sure thing, let’s dive into the wonderfully chaotic mind of… well, me. Here goes:

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Jack Black. I mean, seriously. He’s like that really catchy song you can’t escape—pops up everywhere. First, he’s belting out tunes in the Mario movie. Then, he’s pixelating himself into the Minecraft universe. Oh, and Borderlands? Yep, there too. And just when I thought he’d slow down, boop, he’s back in the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater scene. Like a comfort blanket with attitude, right? So, quick trivia: he’s not just one but two characters now. Officer Dick is back, and meet Constable Richard. Trust the Brits to give a fancy upgrade, eh?

Now here’s a flashback to tiny Dick’s (aka Richard Ennvee) childhood trauma. Picture this: little guy on a skateboard, probably too big for him, getting called a “poser.” Kids are ruthless. So what does he do? Decides he’s gonna be the sheriff in town, but, you know, on wheels. Classic revenge plot: become what they fear. Cue dramatic music! But what’s up with Constable Richard? Less backstory, more stiff upper lip, I’m guessing. The London level, mind you.

Oh, speaking of Officer Dick, dig into the archives, folks. He’s been around since the OG Tony Hawk game, locking those tricks and grinds. Disappeared after Pro Skater 3, then poof—returns in Project 8. Like that toy you thought you lost, only it’s voiced by the Tenacious D dude. Cool, right?

Mark your calendars, July 11. Skating kicks off on everything from Nintendo Switch to Xbox Series X. Don’t ask me how I know, just do it! Bring snacks.