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So, like every week, Sony’s out there doing its thing, dropping a whole load of stuff for anyone with a PS4, PS5, or that fancy VR setup. Plus, if you’re a PlayStation Plus person, there’s even more. I mean, how do they keep up with this? Who knows. Anyway, if you’re like me, possibly obsessed or just really bored on a Tuesday, you’ll want to know what’s new in the PlayStation Store.
Let’s talk North America for a sec.
May’s PlayStation Plus Must-Haves? Maybe.
- ARK: Survival Extended – PS4/PS5
- Balatro – PS4/PS5
- Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun – PS4/PS5
Or something. No promises on the excitement but hey, they’re there.
Meanwhile, for the PSVR.
Yeah, not much to say here. Let’s just jump to…
Fresh PS4 & PS5 Games List
Get ready, this is gonna be a rollercoaster — maybe. We’ve got:
- Alien Rush – Not aliens just walking, but rushing.
- American Arcadia – Probably makes you feel all nostalgic about who knows what.
- Anime Girls – Fantasy Desire – Alright then.
- Arcade Archives NEBULASRAY – Because what’s life without nebulas.
- Aureole – Wings of Hope – Sounds uplifting.
- Battle Engine Aquila – Wait, what is Aquila again?
Oh, endless list, seriously. What caught my eye? I’m in Love With Your Dead Grandmother: Online Battle Royale. Like, what even is that? Why does it exist? I’m intrigued.
And then there’s stuff like Recycle Master, which, who knows, maybe this will finally get you to recycle more than just your old game ideas. It’s a weird mix, like, aren’t games meant to be less real-life tasks?
Feel like pretending to manage a city’s bus system? Yep, City Bus Manager is your thing. Or maybe just jump into Supermarket Anime Collector’s Simulator if you’re into… supermarkets and anime? No judgment here.
Some might call it chaotic, I call it a treasure trove of randomness. These new titles are sort of like when you open your pantry hoping for snacks. Surprise?
Oh, and by the way — you gotta love the titles like TRALALERO TRALALA BACKROOMS POOLS. Who named these games?
If this wasn’t enough brain gymnastics, hang tight for the European update. Wherever that is on this imaginary ‘next page’.
Catch you next time! Or not.
