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So, I was thinking about Doom The Dark Ages. It’s like, how did they even come up with this stuff? Seriously, the folks over at id Software – they’re working like some kind of wizards with what they’ve done using this new id Tech 8 thing. The things those developers manage to squeeze out of their tech never cease to amaze me. Anyway, let’s get into it.
Have you ever ripped and torn through different layers of reality? I haven’t — I mean, obviously — but Doom makes it feel like you’re almost there. Argent D’Nur, or some hellish realm? Yeah, you’re there, just DOOMing away. There are so many missions jam-packed into this one. I feel like I lost track after playing for hours. And if you’ve stumbled upon our review – did that sound like a plug? Oops…
But let’s get to the juicy part. How many missions? Full list coming right up! Buckle up, because you’ll need a truckload of snacks if you plan on tackling the whole thing in one go.
Here they are – all 22, if you can believe it:
1. Village of Khalim
2. Hebeth (Is it just me, or does this sound like a sneeze?)
3. Barrier Core
4. Sentinel Barracks
5. The Holy City of Aratum
6. Siege – Part 1 (‘Cause one part isn’t enough?)
7. Siege – Part 2
8. Abyssal Forest
9. Ancestral Forge
10. The Forsaken Plains
11. Hellbreaker (This sounds like it should be a metal band.)
12. Sentinel Command Station
13. From Beyond (Cue eerie music…)
14. Spire of Nerathul
15. City of Ry’uul
16. The Kar’Thul Marshes
17. Temple of Lomarith
18. Belly of the Beast (Get comfy, it’s a trip.)
19. Harbor of Souls
20. Resurrection
21. Final Battle
22. Reckoning
And… exhale. That’s everything. Want to see how much time you’ll waste—I mean, invest—in this madness? We’ve got a length guide somewhere. And while you’re at it, dive into our list of awesome PC games from 2025. You could always use more games to add to your backlog, right?
And there you go. I’m out. Enjoy the chaos.