[PlayStation 5] Review of Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector

Alright, here’s a more human take on that article:

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So, there’s this game, Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector, and trust me, it’s a trip. I mean, Fellow Traveler and Jump Over The Age just threw us back into this chaotic cyberpunk universe, which is all kinds of cool. And yeah, it’s for the PS5, because why not? Anyway, here’s my chaotic rundown.

First off, you’re this sleeper. Not like the nap kind, but an emulation of a human mind in some android body. Wild, I know. Your main gig? Escape the clutches of the Essen-Arp Corporation and some gang that’s got a weird obsession with you. Oh, and yeah, you kinda hacked yourself for freedom – pretty cool, right? Bad part? You remember zilch before this point. Kinda irritating.

Oh, before I wander off – I checked out the first Citizen Sleeper on the Switch back in ’22. Stellar game. And the one before that, In Other Waters? Also top-notch. So, I was pretty hyped for this sequel on the PS5. And for what it’s worth, you don’t need to know the first one to enjoy this, which is nice if you’re like me and forget plots fast.

You start by picking a class: Operator, Extractor, or Machinist. Each has some quirky “Push ability.” Operators mess with machines, Extractors handle hardcore resource stuff, and Machinists? They’re tinkering wizards. Fun stuff, until the stress kicks in. Ugh, stress. Note to self: Life imitates art.

Then come the difficulty levels – Safe, Risky, Dangerous. I call them: Chill, Annoying, and “Why am I doing this to myself?” Die, and you’re facing some heavy hits. Anyway, moving on.

The story’s impact, believe it or not, is like one massive roll of the dice. Seriously, everything here is a gamble. I kind of love it. Hey, risk equals reward, right? Stress pretty much wrecks your dice and your mates’ too, so you’ve got to manage that. Repairing any glitches is a costly affair. So, think wisely – or don’t. I’m not your conscience.

Don’t forget to upgrade your character. Feels like I’m leveling up in real life. You track “Drives” and earn points – minor ones give you one, major ones two. Upgrade your skills, because why not? You’re living in a virtual cyberpunk world; you might as well dominate it.

For you trophy hunters, guess what? There’s a Platinum trophy! It’s got all these tiers – Bronze, Silver, Gold. You get some for pulling off glimmering dice moves and surviving hardcore modes. Spoilers? Nah, not today. You’ve got to discover that chaos.

Bringing it full circle – this game? It’s a cyberpunk fever dream. Running from corporations, forming alliances, rewriting your personal code. It’s Peak Sci-Fi and I love it. Cowboy Bebop vibes, anyone? Yeah, totally got those – crew, spaceship, the vast void. It’s aesthetic overload but in a good way. For $24.99, why wouldn’t you try it?

Anyway, if you’re splurging, grab the Citizen Sleeper Hellion Collection at $39.99. Two games – one price. Just saying.

And yeah, shoutout to Fellow Traveler for hooking me up with a PS5 copy. This game’s a wild ride – grab your virtual dice and jump in.