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Ah, another year down and Summer Game Fest is done. Just last week, I got whisked away to sunny LA to feast my eyes on nearly two dozen fresh games. Quite the mix too — from tiny, offbeat indie gems to those massive AAA blockbusters that everyone loves to talk about. It was like a buffet for game lovers. Y’know, the kind where you pile up your plate but still crave more?
Honorable Mentions
I get it, these press gigs are all about sneaky peeks. A bunch of games were teased behind closed doors — could only watch, not touch, kinda deal. Mostly cutscenes, little gameplay. I liked what I saw, but the taste was too small, so they sit here with the honorable mentions.
Resident Evil Requiem — Capcom’s bringing spooky back with some serious flair. It’s all moody in Raccoon City, full of lurking fear and whatnot. Switch between first- and third-person if you dare! 2024 looks hauntingly good for fans.
Onimusha: Way of the Sword — If Onimusha’s not on your radar, fix that soon. It’s like a mythical dive into Japanese lore, with slick, cinematic fights. Capcom, please, more sneak peeks soon. 2026 feels aaages away.
Directive 8020 — Got my hands on Supermassive’s big horror story. Even with the short demo, running from a shapeshifting monster in space? Heart hammering stuff. Check the full scoop on ComingSoon for all the creepy details.
Bandit Trap
Who remembers the Wii U? (Just me? Okay.) I love asymmetrical multiplayer games. Bandit Trap’s like a wild “Home Alone” adventure. Three bandits break in, and one lone trap-setter thwarts them. Chaos, comedy, and charm in a heist scenario. What’s not to like?
Crimson Desert
Honestly, the name “Crimson Desert”? Doesn’t grab me. People often mix it up with other games. But ignoring that, it’s a sprawling RPG — think “Witcher” meets “Dragon’s Dogma.” Combat’s messy, but satisfying. And hey, it even nods to Zelda with a paraglider-like thing. Loads to dissect once you dive in.
Deadpool VR
Deadpool in VR made my day! Twisted Pixel’s back to funny business. Long ago was the blah console game, this one’s a riot. Neil Patrick Harris as Deadpool? Yep, nailed it! Hoping it jumps to PlayStation VR2 soon.
Dosa Divas
Ever wanted to play an RPG with a culinary twist? Dosa Divas has you covered. It’s all Paper Mario-ish with cooking minigames. Join Samara and Amani, sisters with a mission, battling fast-food tyranny. It’s funny, has bopping tunes, and if you’re a food fan like me, it’s a tasty adventure.
FBC: Firebreak
Yes, another shooter, but this one’s different! Remedy Entertainment’s shaking things up with a mid-priced game that doesn’t squeeze your wallet dry. Plus, it’s smack dab in Remedy’s shared universe — post-Control. Sticky note monsters, anyone? June 17 can’t come soon enough.
Marvel Cosmic Invasion
Absolute showstopper. Yet, I can’t spill the beans. Stay tuned on ComingSoon.net for the full dish. Patience, my curious friends!
Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound
Ryu Hayabusa’s off on errands, so step in as Kenji Mozu in this nostalgic adventure. Ragebound’s all about slice-and-dice, arcade style. Old-school Ninja Gaiden vibes. Speedrunners, rejoice! The demo’s on Steam, with a full release set for July 31.
Pragmata
Ah, Pragmata! Capcom’s finally nudging it back into the light. It’s a shooter-puzzle fusion with real-time hacking — remember Pipe Mania? I do (fondly). Load up, blast androids, and wield that electric shotgun. Future world chaos at its quirkiest.
Ratatan
Didn’t have a PSP back in the day, missed Patapon — but Ratatan’s here to fill that void. It’s rhythm-action goodness in a roguelike setting. Command your cuddly critters in time with the beat. I might be rusty, but got the gist in my playthrough. Love, love, love the chaos!
Wuchang: Fallen Feathers
So, fresh from conquering Elden Ring, I foolishly dive into another Soulslike at the fest — risky business. First 30 minutes? Brutal. But once the rhythm hits, it becomes oddly addictive. Wuchang’s all about dodging perfectly to harness bird magic. Get it right, and it feels oh-so-satisfying.
Well, that’s the gist of it! Just a messy, honest take on a whirlwind gaming fest. Play on!