You know when you’re trying to eat something and you’re like, “Hey, why doesn’t this taste like a rock?” Well, thanks to a funky little mod called Oblivion Remastered, now you can live that dream! Yeah, I’m serious. It’s all about munching on stones in the world of the Elder Scrolls, specifically being the all-powerful Hero of Kvatch. I mean, who needs bread when you’ve got boulders? Gems are on the menu too, by the way. Yum?
And, for those yelling at their screens right now—whether you’re in your cozy home, stuck on the train, or awkwardly parked in a shopping center car lot—remember Morrowind? That game with those peculiar quirks we can’t help but love and miss, like spears and vague travel directions. Sometimes it’s all about the little things, right? Anyway, back to rocks.
So there’s this modder, CephalonImp, doing their thing with a creation named ‘Edible Gems’. Sounds just like what it’s meant to be. Imagine you’re wandering through Cyrodiil, filling your pockets with shiny pebbles and minerals, feeling like fantasy bikers up to no good.
You’ve found yourself 14 random bits of nature that are now… snacks? They become alchemy bits, giving you that special mystery flavor experimentation. Imagine chomping on a gold nugget. The taste? A splash of silence, a hint of burden, a dash of shock weakness, plus a surprise pinch of personality boost. Gourmet!
First course: pearls. Main? Some mix of madness with a side of iron ore, topped with a sapphire. Dessert? Just to switch things up, toss down some bear fur. Bonus: you can eat raw hides now. Seriously, think about those nutrients.
Oh, and CephalonImp stayed true to some of the old Morrowind effects in these “delicacies.” Because the immersion! Gotta keep it real while devouring geology.
They also ditched the whole flawless vs. flawed gem deal. Now, all gems are like, high-grade stuff. So, you might just be munching through something worth quite a few coins. But hey, RPG choices, right? Who needs money when you can chew on sparkles?
Before you leave, polish off that last bit of gravel (and please, for the sake of your teeth, I mean figuratively). Also, don’t forget to check out the latest from folks working on Oblivion Remastered. They’re doing some rad stuff.
Catch you later! Who’s hungry now?
