Hold onto your hats, folks. So, here’s the scoop: Square Enix finally spilled the beans on when Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade is hitting the Nintendo Switch 2. And, honestly, it’s about time, right?
Okay, let’s backtrack a sec. This game—they’ve already shipped out over seven million copies, which honestly, might sound like a gazillion if you ask me. It’s all about this dude, Cloud Strife. Ex-SOLDIER guy who goes full mercenary. He joins this group called Avalanche—fighting the big scary Shinra Electric Power Company in this city called Midgar. Sounds simple? Well, not really.
These guys are caught in this whole epic saga that somehow involves the entire planet’s fate. Talk about pressure, yeesh.
Oh, and just when you thought that was it, they throw in an extra curveball. FF7R EPISODE INTERmission—seriously, did they get paid by the letter for that name? Anyway, Yuffie Kisaragi, this ninja from Wutai, jumps into the spotlight. She’s sneaking around Midgar, adding her own spice to the chaos. Why they let her do that? No clue, but it’s kind of cool.
So yeah, mark your calendars for Winter 2025! That’s when this bad boy drops, both in stores and on the Nintendo eShop. How far away is that? Feels like ages, but hey, something to look forward to, I guess.
And, uh, if you’re into trailers, there was one too. Not that it’s stuck in my head or anything, but it’s out there. Go check it if you’re curious, or don’t—up to you.
