Alright, let’s see if I can make sense of this week’s Xbox lineup! So, we’ve got a bunch of games dropping soon, and I’ll try my best to, uh, stumble through them like a real human might.
Okay, so first up—Zenless Zone Zero. June 6. Is it just me or is there something oddly comforting about urban fantasy stuff? Anyway, you’re a Proxy or something, diving into these mysterious Hollows. It’s a whole vibe with adventures, battles, and… commissions? I don’t even know what that means in this context. But hey, it’s all there. Something about a Zenless Zone Starter Pack too.
Moving on—Splitgate 2 also on June 6. Portals. Lots of jumping around. If teleporting makes you queasy, well, good luck. Team up or something to shoot your way to victory. Sounds intense. Kinda makes you wonder if the devs had a major love for sci-fi flicks.
Then Narcissus on June 5. Top down action-horror on a spaceship—because who doesn’t love horror and space? Probably a game where you’ll keep checking over your shoulder. There’s a clock ticking too, adding that extra level of “Oh no, oh no, oh no…”
Tour de France 2025 is also up on June 5. Now made with Unreal Engine 5, which means… what exactly? More real roads you say? I once rode a fake road. Didn’t end well. Maybe don’t take my advice on sports games.
Um, let’s talk about Solitaire Dreamscapes. Out on June 3 because we need a break sometimes, with like, cards and surreal landscapes. Imagine trying to understand dreamlike locations while playing a card game. Wait, I totally forgot—200 levels! That’s like, a number. Right?
A quick hop to June 4 brings Attack at Dawn: North Africa. More strategy madness in WWII’s North African plans. Trying your best General Montgomery impression, maybe. Intense? Definitely. Historical accuracy… who knows.
Oh, oh! Bunny Cubed, coming June 4. Block puzzles with a bunny. Just let that sink in. Picture a rabbit hop-hopping while you, uh, strategize with blocks. Possibly watch out for rogue carrots?
Forest Golf Planner hits on June 4 too. Think golf meets business simulation. But you don’t need to know golf… or business? Just go build that golf course of dreams. Change the landscape and whatnot.
Hidden Cat Outlaws, also on the 4th: become a sheriff spotting lazy cats. Honestly, I’m not sure why I’m intrigued, but finding cats sounds oddly satisfying.
The Night of the Rabbit—who could forget? June 4. Mystical? Like, it’s the type of magical place where you follow talking critters. If that sounds like your Saturday night, then game on!
Oirbo another June 4 launch! There’s a mission on a spaceship. Search, find, whatever. 2D platforming at its heart, they say. Might all be techy and exciting.
Sumorbit—planets doing… sumo? Okay, June 4 for you too. There are black holes and wormholes but not sure how sumo fits in cosmic horror. But here we are.
Oh dear, Carrier Deck. June 5—aircrafts, time management, war. Probably tons of clicking and dragging, for what it’s worth.
Prison Alone lurks into June 5 as well. A psychological prison. Sounds spooky. There’s bribing involved. And escaping. The usual nightmare situation nobody asked for.
Missing Banban, dropping right on June 5 too. Where is Banban? Toad sheriff to the rescue. Ah well, shoot, jump, and investigate, because that’s how it rolls here.
Amber Alert also on June 5—combine horror survival with a policeman chasing a cult. Save the girl. Or else.
Finally—Among Ashes! June 6. 2001, strange game link, dark presence. Pretty sure there’s a metaphor here, but I got lost. Survive if you can.
Bool Capture on June 6 too: balls, arcade, something glitchy. Hope you enjoy red ball chaos!
Collie Call: Farm of Tomorrow mixes farming with, um, sci-fi gadgets? June 6. Sounds wild. And now I want a teleporter for my, uh, imaginary farm.
Cyber Love Story, June 6 gets philosophical on trust and conspiracy in a cyber-world. Sally White dives into this digital drama. Who’s a friend, who’s not? Guess you’ll find out!
Inkventure, June 6, again! Colorful world, a dad-slime rescuing kids. Gonna be some color-shifting art piece of a game.
Lastly, but definitely not the least—SpotCat vs The Cheddar Mafia of June 6. Spot differences, find hidden objects. Sounds like a cozy couch kind of gig. Let’s keep those mafia rats in check!
Whew. And I think that’s it for this week’s Xbox list. Maybe I missed something, but hey, who can keep track?
