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Okay, where to start… oh right, Argath and his, uh, not-so-subtle dislike for anyone without a hefty wallet. Anyway, let’s switch gears — get it? Switch? Never mind, that was bad. But seriously, Sony’s State of Play was like flipping through a TV marathon, with a sprinkle of Nintendo news.
So, remember that old-school Final Fantasy Tactics game? Yeah, the one from the late ’90s. They’re giving it a shiny new coat, launching on September 30. Square Enix dropped the bomb that it’ll be on both the Switch and that fancy Switch 2. Finally, Nintendo fans get a taste of the Ivalice universe — about time, right?
And speaking of blasts from the past, like really bloody ones, Digital Eclipse is digging up the Mortal Kombat graveyard. Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection, coming 2025, is all about those vintage, gore-filled fights. They’ve packed in versions of the first four games, sprinkled some “Ultimate” into MK3, and are like, “Hey, maybe there’s more.” Talk about a nostalgia trip with a side of fatalities, huh?
Oh, and then there’s the whole James Bond thing. IO Interactive is teasing “007 First Light” — set to light up the Switch 2, but not until 2026. I guess patience is key if you like sipping martinis in virtual style.
Now, if smashing golf balls is your thing, Everybody’s Golf Hot Shots is teeing off on September 5. And guess what? Pac-Man’s joining the club, which is a bit of a weird flex for a ghost-muncher.
Last up, for all you ninja fans, mark July 31. Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound’s hitting the shelves. And they’ve roped in the OG soundtrack maestros—Keiji Yamagishi and pals—to make sure your ears are as entertained as your thumbs.
Anyway, that’s the buzz. Maybe not all the details, but who’s counting? Just some juicy tidbits about what’s coming up. Got a favorite in there, or are you just here for the chaos?
