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So, here’s the thing. Last weekend was bonkers with Memorial Day sales — like everyone was losing their minds. I mean, was I dreaming or were there discounts everywhere? Anyway, today isn’t quite as wild, but there are still some solid deals floating around. Whether you’re on the hunt for a mic to up your streaming game (don’t ask me why streaming, I just find it intriguing) or maybe a PS5 controller because, well, who doesn’t want to play those games right? Father’s Day is looming too, so maybe it’s time to prep for that. A lawn mower? Yeah, seriously.
Alright, here’s the rundown if I haven’t lost you yet:
### TL;DR: Deals That Somehow Survived the Weekend
First up, some Pokémon Destined Rivals madness. Prices are changing at the speed of light, and I swear, people have preorder regrets. But hey, single cards are an option! Still want to rip open a pack because it’s like a lottery ticket? We’ve got those too.
### PlayStation DualSense Controller
Now, about that PS5 controller. It’s like the cheapest it’s been all year – under $55, saving you 27%. I’m no controller expert, but it’s comfy, has cool haptic magic, and you can even mess with the buttons to fit your mood in-game (not that I know what that means but sounds cool).
### JLab Talk Pro USB Mic
Okay, mics. Here’s a deal: JLab Talk Pro USB Mic. More than 77% off at Woot (yeah, Woot, real site, true story). Only $34.99. This thing is plug-and-play, which sounds super techy. Perfect for podcasts or maybe whispering sweet nothings ASMR-style? No judgment here. Sound quality? Probably decent, I think. Got volume and gain doohickeys too.
### Cuisinart 13-Piece Wooden Grill Tool Set
Grill tools! Because warm weather = grill time, right? Cuisinart has a set for just $23.99 — all sleek wood and stainless steel. Includes a spatula and other things grillers use (I’ve watched some BBQ shows, they make it seem artsy).
### Metaphor: ReFantazio for PS4 & PS5
This game, Metaphor: ReFantazio, sounds like an epic saga — medieval style. You save a prince and some political drama happens, mirroring real-world issues (intriguing, huh?). Grab it for $45.49 and ponder life’s mysteries while gaming.
### bella PRO 10.5-qt. Touchscreen 5-in-1 Indoor Grill & Air Fryer
A grill and air fryer in one? Wild! Bella PRO’s got it. If you can’t grill outside due to apartment life or weather, this one’s for you. Holds loads, cooking modes, and nothing short of a BBQ miracle at $69.99. Prepping for Father’s Day or just need kitchen therapy, who’s to judge?
### Five Nights at Freddy’s Graphic Novel
Fans of Five Nights at Freddy’s, rejoice! A new graphic novel series is out and going for only $8.90. It’s packed with creepy tales and whether or not you survive reading it, you won’t get bored.
### EGO Power+ Lawn Mower Kit
EGO Power+ is redefining lawn care. Battery-powered, not gas, and it still packs a punch. Self-propelled, hooks you up with an extra battery, all for $599.99. Mowing marathon, anyone?
### Charmast Portable Charger with Built-in Cables
Charging power in your pocket. Charmast has built-in cables for freaking everything! It’s back to around $20, and honestly, if I don’t snatch one, I’ll inevitably need it later and it’ll be twice the price or lost forever — who knows.
### Pokémon Destined Rivals Sealed Products and Single Cards
More on Pokémon — market value on these has a pulse of its own. Sealed products are a steal at TCG Player. Single cards too; they’re everywhere if you look. It’s a collector’s rollercoaster — hands up or hide your wallet, your call.
### MTG Final Fantasy Pre-Order
Magic: The Gathering x Final Fantasy, a bundle of joy that almost seems too perfect. Limited stock but hey, Walmart’s got a pre-order deal that doesn’t seem bad at all. Grab it if you dare before it vanishes.
So, yeah. Deals here, bargains there, and random musings everywhere. Enjoy shopping or window shopping — whichever gives you the least heartache. 🛒
