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Alright, so—buckle up because Call of Duty is back with Season 4 of Black Ops 6 and Warzone. Hits the scene May 29. It’s like they keep thinking, “Hmm, what’s another way to get people glued to their screens?” New maps, modes, and stuff? Yep. The Overlook? Yeah, that’s this new Warzone point they threw in. Killstreaks too, because why not?
They’re tossing in cosmetics from that Ballerina movie. You know, that flick that spun off from John Wick. Makes me wonder if they’ll have Keanu’s character doing pirouettes next. Oh, and new Operators and Gobbleguns, because apparently, nothing screams “battlefield” like candy projects.
Anyway, let’s rewind to Season 3. Lots going on then, right? April 2 kicked it off—maps like Barrage, Nomad, you name it. Oh, and guns, ’cause of course. Kilo 141? It’s in. I’m still trying to figure out if Ladra Submachine sounds cooler than Kali Sticks. Plus, Hudson, Mace, R0-Z3—seriously, who comes up with these names?
So here we are, gearing up for Season 4. Fugitive, Shutdown, Blitz maps. Blitz in 2v2? Could get wild. Mid-season, they’re bringing Eclipse and Fringe. And the Grim Reaper? Not some goth icon—just a Scorestreak with rockets. Where was I? Oh, yeah. Rolling into Verdansk, there’s The Overlook. Checkpoints, cranes, ziplines—you get the picture. Clash mode, Havoc Royale, Resurgence; they’re adding more ways to play mid-season.
Zombies aren’t out, either. Grief mode, new Gobbleguns—and get this—a Ballerina tie-in. Operators Stitch and Omen, plus something called Tracer Pack: System Breach. Honestly, I’m just holding out for something absolutely bonkers like a mime skin. Can you imagine?
There you have it. May 29. The day when gamers leave reality and dive back into the pixelated, explosion-filled world of CoD.
