Man, there’s something about shark season that just gets under your skin, isn’t there? Enter Alice Games, this brave soul developing what might just be the quirkiest (and creepiest) marine dentistry simulator ever — “Shark Dentist.” Yeah, you heard it right: a horror roguelike where you’re a dentist. For sharks. I swear, this sounds like something you’d stumble across on TV late at night, sandwiched between some bizarre weather documentary and a rerun of something or other.
Anyway, let’s talk about the trailer. It’s got all these jumpy scares that make you think twice about even dipping your toes in the ocean. You get to play as, well, arguably the luckiest and unluckiest dentist ever. This vet really has a thing for sharks — with teeth that could probably cut steel. The whole game rides on you diagnosing their dental issues. Mess it up? You’re chum.
So, Alice Games mentioned in this press release — which I definitely didn’t expect to be so… serious? Nope, scratch that, darkly funny — that Shark Dentist is like Buckshot Roulette, a weird mix of humor and a what-the-heck-is-happening vibe. The trailer’s a ride.
Keep an eye on the shark’s heart, pain, drugs… It’s a laundry list of don’t-screw-this-up tasks. And get this: you’ve got a circular saw in your toolkit. A tool of doom, or an actual dental implement? Guess you’ll figure it out when you play, assuming you want to dance on the knife’s edge between success and sudden decapitation.
Oh, and there’s a shark hanging from the basement ceiling. I’m not even kidding. Why’s it there? Is this dentist moonlighting as a… let’s say “freelancer”? The trailer’s offering zilch for answers. But soon, all will be revealed — or not — once “Shark Dentist” drops on Windows PC. You can wishlist it on Steam if you’re feeling adventurous, with no clue when it’s out. Just… someday. Keep your eyes peeled.
